me: I am going to go to bed
my penis: wait, aren't you forgetting something?
Reblog if you think I'm cute.
The difference between men and women after a break...
severus-lily: Men: Break up day: A week later: A month later: Women Break up day: A week later: A month later: Unless you’re Bella Swan Break up day: A week later: A month later: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Reblogging for the Bella Swan thing.
That awkward moment when London Tipton is having a...
bureauofbadbehavior: medibot: excuse me
Based on my posts, leave in my ask something...