the-absolute-best-posts:

doingtheneedful:

thefrogman:

If you hit the chin hard enough, it will turn out anyone’s lights. No matter their size or strength. The brain floats around inside the skull. If someone hits you in the right spot, it can cause your brain to start bouncing around in your head. It keeps impacting with your skull, overloads the nervous system, and you go to sleep for a while. 

And fights don’t last five, ten minutes like they do in the movies. Sometimes it’s just as quick as this. (And sometimes it’s just as hilarious.)

A lovely poem by rhymezone.com:

roses are red
violets are blue