strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

why do people have sex after funerals?

they have mourning wood

i sound like a bad rap song

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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(Source: nappyheadet)

feliciahardy:

The worst part about this thing with Jennifer Lawrence is that she’s the victim here and yet she’ll be expected to apologize